"Nah nah nah phooh phooo."
"What prompted this not even juvenile more like an under eight year old child's emoticon?"
"Emoticon?""You are definitely a Nawala and the reason I say this is because they are by and large not savvy with respect to the latest information technology. Emoticon is an arrangement of keyboard characters that reflect an emotion."
"Two things: first nah nah nah phooh phoo is not an emoticon it's more like a child's expression indicating gloating over a clear win....wait, let me finish, and second Mian sahib's supporters are savvy with respect to the latest information technology, just not focused on Panama papers but that's a choice my friend because development has never been faster and..."
"Oh fiddle dee dee...any way the purpose of me citing a child's expression for gloating was to send a message to all Khanzadahs: you couldn't possibly lock down the capital but Mian sahib could and did."
"What?"
"Islamabad is under lockdown, the Red Zone had just one road open and it was jammed and if those Khanzadhas reckon they had anything to do with it they are totally wrong."
"Don't be facetious."
"And I am glad the First Daughter has sent a notice to one Khanzadah for defamation and the amount is around one billion rupees I think, and I hope she wins."
"I am surprised to hear you say that. I thought you were a Khanzadah through and through."
"I am but for the sake of democracy she needs to win, see a win will give her seed money to stand for elections - remember she said she has no house anywhere in the world, no source of income and lives with her dad and so she needs to win the case and..."
"Stop, don't be facetious Islamabad is under lockdown."
"Bilawal Bhutto Zardari referred to the Khan as waiting for the umpire's finger and..."
"We all have an umpire - BBZ's umpire is his dad, and aunt, Mian sahib's umpire is his own cognisance and stubbornness..."
"Oh you are soooo bad."
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